Eating cooked mayo.
You’re not going even try my Sarchi Mayo Twills?
I’m coming to your house. Right now. To eat liquorice in your living room.
Dip the liquorice in raw mayo.
That’s what…
Is the mayo store bought or home made?
If it matters I’m still offended.
Who cooks mayo?
I prefer cooked licorice.
Not too deep in the culinary world, are we?
OP only eats hollandaise ^(yes, I know they aren’t the same)^
Hollandaise is actually better tho. And imho for all usecases of mayo, Hollandaise is better.
Not unusual to use it in place of butter when toasting bread.
Though, it is probably consumed uncooked far more often.
It’s great on the outside of a grilled cheese.
How do you get offended by liquorice?
How can you not be?
It offends the mouth
I always say “no offense” before I chug that glass of mayo down.
As you should
Dipping fries in mayo is something people do, which is pretty close to eating it raw, but I guess people eat liquorice too. Eating mayo raw would be something I don’t want to do, while I wouldn’t mind at least trying salmiakki. If I saw someone eating spoonfuls of mayo I’d definitely judge them more than if they were eating liquorice.
Mayo
Hard candy licorice I’m fine with. “Wax tube of sadness” licorice? Straight to jail.
They are both horrific options that I actively avoid.