Yesterday evening, Tesla reported first-quarter earnings for 2025, and they were abysmal: Profits dropped 71% from the same time last year.
Musk sounded bitter on the call with investors that followed, blaming the company’s misfortune on protesters who have raged at Tesla dealerships around the world over his role running DOGE and his ardent support of far-right politicians.
“The protests that you’ll see out there, they’re very organized. They’re paid for,” he said, without evidence.
The picture makes him look like a Dollar Store, Kathy Bates.
Worth bearing in mind that EV sales increased something like 24% in Europe from last year, so Tesla (lack of) sales have to be adjusted for that. Even if the number of cars they sold had remained static it would still be troubling.
europe has so many ev’s that cheaper than tesla and with better build quality and service than tesla
and 100% less naziism
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But what about fish? Is fish gay?
do none of the investors just go “shut the fuck up you sig heiling cunt”?
Nah, they are either true believers or the “420.69 lol” crowd
Shorting TSLA is my favorite thing right now. The one tiny bright point in my life.
Are there any ETFs that I can put money into that short Tesla for mentally handicapped retail investors like me? For example, inverse REITs are an easy way to short the housing market.
Unfortunately no. There is the Bear Cave though. https://thebearcave.substack.com/
Can I get more pictures of Elmo crying? They make me fell all warm and fuzzy.
Look them up yourself, gross pervert.
