Kookie215@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhy are you proud of yourself tonight?message-squaremessage-square74linkfedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up159arrow-down1message-squareWhy are you proud of yourself tonight?Kookie215@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square74linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 day agoYou’d probably like my buddy Jerry Edit: just to clarify, Jerry does not have Down syndrome.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoNot entirely, no. Pretty sure he just spent too many years doing tech service and listening to Pink Floyd and Weird Al.
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agomom always said it would stick that way if i kept listening to pink floyd and weird al…
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoMy mom always said “You just wait until your father gets home.”
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoand i replied, ‘mother do you think they’ll put me in the firing line?’
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoAnd she’d say back, “Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate; don’t wanna hear about what kinda food you hate. You won’t get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate, so eat it.”
minus-squaretoy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoand i’d say, ‘daddy, what’d you leave behind for me?’
You’d probably like my buddy Jerry
Edit: just to clarify, Jerry does not have Down syndrome.
you sure?
Not entirely, no. Pretty sure he just spent too many years doing tech service and listening to Pink Floyd and Weird Al.
mom always said it would stick that way if i kept listening to pink floyd and weird al…
My mom always said “You just wait until your father gets home.”
and i replied, ‘mother do you think they’ll put me in the firing line?’
And she’d say back, “Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate; don’t wanna hear about what kinda food you hate. You won’t get no dessert 'til you clean off your plate, so eat it.”
and i’d say, ‘daddy, what’d you leave behind for me?’
And he’d say, “My bologna”