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    11 hours ago

    Steps to become a billionaire:

    1. Abandon humanity
    2. Step-on children’s smiles
    3. Fund a feasibility study on turning poor into fuel
    4. Second study to prove those idiots in the first study wrong
    5. Replace gym equipment in second home with dogs you can kick and hit for exercise. The dogs must be trained service animals in active service to people who need them. You bankrupt those people at great personal expense and then you buy their dogs for pennies.
    6. Lunch
    7. Become billionaire
    8. Take cool pictures with swords. Don’t show nobody.
    9. Abandon humanity
    10. Something kardashian related