You can just vent if you want, but here’s more context: We’re playing a DnD oneshot soon, and the theme is toxic masculinity (particularly in a gym). We’re all playing dudes who visited the gym for a long time already. I already have some ideas for my character, but I want to collect some more stories of toxic masculinity, as I’m quite lucky that my bubble doesn’t have much of it.
Real men don’t wipe their ass. That’s touching your butt, which is always gay unless you have to scratch it.
It’s gay to even have a butt; I don’t have a body.
Bro I’m so straight I don’t have a soul either. I’m just the lingering smell of a man that once existed.
When I first read about this, I thought it was satire. Unfortunately, it isn’t.