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    8 hours ago

    After first contact

    A: These are our mini neutron star fusion reactors. The most advanced technology to have ever existed. We basically take a chunk of neutron star matter and divide it into two. We neutralize the negative effect and extreme gravity with our space-time bending gravity manipulation technology. We let the two mini neutro spheres accelerate and collide. This generates enough energy to power atleast 3 planets for 1000 cycles. Not onl–

    H: Wait a minute. I have a question.

    A: Please feel free to ask any questions.

    H: How do you convert the raw energy generated into a usable form at that scale?

    A: We use utlra high intensity lasers for energy transfer to plane–

    H: No. That’s not what I’m asking. How do you convert the raw energy at reactor into a usable form?

    A: …

    H: …

    A: We boil water wi–

    H: Motherf-- enrages and loses sanity


    Stolen from reddit.