Your move, The Satanic Temple.
Hell, yes!
Join and donate if you aren’t already a member.
Start recruiting new Satanists in front of your most pearl-clutching coworkers
Hail satan, and have a lovely day, madame.
I rethought the religion I was born into and I left it.
It’s time you government drones learned about Sithrak, the angry insane god who tortures everyone forever no matter who you are or what you did.
Hail Sithrak! Long may they reign!
Corporate managers must be his acolytes!
Unfortunately Trump’s parents didn’t re-think aborting Trump.
It’s never too late for a retroactive abortion.
Yeah, we all think your jokes about your made up religion are funny… But keep in mind, this will not apply to all religions, nor was it ever meant to.
I mean, you have to realize that by now, right?
“Your desires to be seen as a good Christian seem to be causing you misery. I must encourage you to abandon them for the 8 fold path”
Epstein
The church of Jeffrey Epstein recognizes Donald John Trump as its new leader.
Hail Satan!
Well, lets talk about that, at work, on the taxpayers dime. I’ll set us up an 8 hour meeting to go over that on monday. We can continue to meet on this until we get it all sorted.
Also when the federal employee is Muslim? Or is it just Christians and Mormons who will be allowed to do so?
Pastafarianism is going to grow.
Ramen
Hail our Holy Noodle
Let me introduce you to my new religion: Epsteinism. It’s mainly not letting anyone forget about this ever no matter what shit gets kicked up to distract us from the fact that Trump is on the list.
I think he should rethink not releasing the Epstein files
By the nine! The emperor has brought back Talos worship!
