please please please make a program to lure mediocre and burnt-out software developers away from the US

I mean they don’t have to try hard.

• free education
• pro science
• not fascist (yet)

The bait is freedom.

I’m not a scientist, but I’d like to be lured away.

“to lure”. Evil Europe planning an evil scheme to lure innocent scientists and kidnap them away from the US 😱

https://commission.europa.eu/topics/research-and-innovation/choose-europe_en

https://euraxess.ec.europa.eu/information/coming-europe

Actual research positions only, it looks like.

I majored in political science in college. Can that count?…. Please? Please? PLEASE?