• invertedspear@lemm.ee
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    1 day ago

    I almost never see accurate sword fights. If they last more than two or three swings, they’re likely wrong. And Achilles jumping at the beginning of Troy was just comical. Footwork is so vital to sword play that leaving the ground is insane. But realistic sword play would be boring as fuck. It would be over in half a second and you would barely see any movement.

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      23 hours ago

      It never occurred to me that cinematic/theatrical sword fights are to swordsmanship what gun-fu is to marksmanship lol

      • Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
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        20 hours ago

        that really is a great way to sum it up.

        Funny to think a John Woo film could make both marksmen and sword practitioners wince for different parts while cheering for the other

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      20 hours ago

      The ‘but I am not left handed’ duel in The Princess Bride is about as close as can be expected

      And Achilles jumping at the beginning of Troy was just comical.

      FUCKING THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN THINKING THAT FOR DECADES

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        12 hours ago

        That’s Bob Anderson’s masterpiece. Greatest film sword stuntman and choreographer ever, Darth Vader himself. Although I would say that the best film depictions of sword fighting have to be Alatriste for rapier fencing and Rob Roy (1995) for the broadsword. The Last Duel was also both entertaining and realistic.

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          11 hours ago

          TIL and thank you for pointing me to movies I’ve never seen.

          Reminds me of the old days of the internet when people still talked about niche things they loved without judgment. If any gods exist may all of them richly bless you with exactly as many pleasant surprises as you desire.