Your list is pretty wild. If you’re serious about #2, please talk to a mental health professional if you haven’t done so yet. And if you seriously put #4 ahead of, like, cancer or infectious diseases, you should definitely consider leaving for another country.
As for me, I live a relatively normal life in a relatively peaceful environment. I’d put my money on cancer.
I give it less than a mooch. Probably the next time Trump has to take a very large dump in the middle of the night.