Oh shit, we have phishing now? Fediverse is catching on, if they think this is worth their time

Whoa, so that means republicans are going to cease supporting him, right?? What’s that about a <10% change?

Not gonna lie, if someone said that about me, I’d probably start crying. This guy lives in a reality so utterly malicious and repugnant that even minor jokes about him breach social decorum. Jesus

I dunno, I’d give it the benefit of the doubt. It might just be an incredibly niche topic, like a poor prognosis for early onset schizophrenia in adopted women of color.

(And yes, you can hit me with the schizophrenia fun facts)

In the nineties? He’s living in the sixties, looking to bring us back to the twenties and thirties.

No clue how he managed to live as long as he did while drinking, snorting, tanning, and injecting for decades. Not to mention physically violating his own body while entertaining. Dude must have had the best doctors in the world, or genes worthy of the level of bigotry he held in his heart.

in the whole bad apple metaphor, who are the prosecutors, and why has the farmer not yet set fire to the orchard?

I’d like to bring back the tradition of sending traitors to islands. Which island should American traitors live on?

Oh thank god, it’s just singular fixation, not aspirational deadening of curiosity. I thought it might have been the mention of Wikipedia, which also tends to draw downvotes. I’m sorry you have to deal with that

Look, this is a tangent but who the hell would downvote a sincere question? Who believes that asking for details is neither worth doing, nor fulfilling in a community called asklemmy? Your finger had better have slipped, because you’ve made an enemy for life, anonymous stranger.

Trawlers really took off like 200 years ago, contemporaneous to the Industrial Revolution which also saw human scientific advancement exploding. It’s just a coincidence that I’m joking about

Neptune: caught in a trawler net. His absence has gifted us ocean stock depletion and worldwide famine, but also an incredibly detailed understanding of ocean currents.

What do you mean you’re at glue?

My father was addicted to the “righteous” rage. Though he was mostly just addicted to being angry. Hated commercials but intentionally watched live tv to curse at the “motherfuckers stealing my time.” I’d say “rest in peace” but I think that might be antithetical to his wishes.

Not happening. I’ve already cleared out all the mask stores

If a completely voluntary political fuckup of mine lead to the deaths of dozens of children, I’d either be driven insane or off a ledge. Wonder how they’ll cope, or if they’d even need to.

Take a drink every time you read something white nationalist or Christian theocracy-adjacent and you’ll fucking die.

I could just tell you what he’d do. He’d lie. Instantly. And poorly. And then when he’s called out, he’ll say the other party is small and unimportant. He’s done this too consistently.

He’s not, this is some other guy. His knuckles don’t say “ms13” in arial narrow.

Two things can be true at the same time. But I’ll dispute that this is citizen citrus’s fault. European appeasement created the enemy they’re currently facing. Particularly merkel’s germany.

Trump is a swindler who is currently swindling. Europe is a militarily complacent economic bloc wholly dependent on the US. Frankly, this is a terrible, short sighted move, as this removes US military leverage, but it’s a very Trump move.