Well… you’ll find out eventually, one way or the other.

Give it some time. I’m sure they could be a whole lot worse still.

That thing will be around long after she’s gone, and, I hope, will show up on the first page of search results every time.

“Yes, we did promise them the money, but we never agreed on a timescale. In fact, I’m moving the disbursment to next decade because, well, I can. Toodles!”.