This is how I learned to be selfish. I like helping others, but whenever I do, I find I’m not helping, but rather doing everything for everyone else. So now I’m selfish, and feel bad, until I remind myself why.

Politics of your cars extended warrenty? I don’t understand!

…oh. I see. You bought a Tesla. You deserve to be hassled.

I always forget Gates is one of the elite. Then I remember how ruthless and savage he was in the 80s.

Then I remember.