Sorry bub, but I do not exist in isolation from reality.

Nah. “Young people have never experienced what it’s like to have privacy. To leave the house and be totally unreachable…”

That is explicitly what OP said. To be totally unreachable in the literal sense can easily be a source of anxiety on its own.

I don’t think you understand what anxiety is if you think being totally unreachable as a solution to modern anxiety…

This stupid timeline doesn’t deserve the benefit of sobriety.