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Depends which side of myself is currently speaking.

Death. 😔

Wake up being yelled at by a lawyer for interrupting his masturbation session during “Ow! My Balls!”

What happens if it bites a human? Also, unrelated, how would I get access to be bitten by the spider?

Chrono Trigger

Left. Because my keys, cigarettes, and lighter are in the right and there’s no more room for the phone.

I think if animals could suddenly communicate with humans, those in power would be driving them to extinction even further as the animals would be very against the destruction of their homes and may hurt the bottom line.

If we had always been able to communicate with them, they might have rights.At least in some places.

Oh man, people ain’t paying back their fast food burger loans?

If I help 100% of people that means that science will advance super fast and I can get those gnarly hands from Ghost in the Shell that split into even smaller fingers and allows me to type at 7,000WPM.

Lag. Or he was cheating. One of those two. Never anything else. I am objectively the best player of any game in the world and those who disagree will be fragged. Unless there’s lag. Or you cheat. 😤

But seriously: I love Soulsborne games for the PVP. Unless they really are cheating (usually just in the form of using complicated exploits like move swapping), it was their skill over mine or I just completely fucked up. Elden Ring, on the other hand, feels messed up. DS3 has lag, sure, but it’s something you quickly get accustomed to and it’s pretty consistent. ER’s (stock, anyway) multiplayer is straight up garbage. Can’t even co-op without rubber banding all over the place. I’ve gotta see if Seamless Co-op is generally all around better for connectivity because the vanilla game’s is horrible.

The laser produced power? How do we harness that so we can power the world with lasers? 🤔