It was funny, then it became grounds to be barred from entry to the US, and ascended to godhood.

Thank you, gravitas_deficiency! Thank you very much, sir!

“Dodged a bullet there. They wanna pay my rent?”

I could have but did not invest in crypto. It would have changed my life, but it would have probably stunted my brain at “nice guy” level. Win some, lose some, you know?

Fun facts (they are not fun):

After a forced stay in their psych ward, my local Catholic Hospital asked me if I “felt the light of god during [my] stay?” They also don’t prescribe birth control and have a general hate-boner for having to help fat women. I had to teach my doctor what a trans person is and how to address one (this decade).

Anyway, they bought all the medical buildings in all the towns near me. Woo!

literally 1984 lmao

Can i fistfight ChatGPT next? I bet I could kick its ass, too :p