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1 month agoAllsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.
Allsorts, we call em. They taste of chalk and disappointment.
That Mariah Carey one. You know the one.
Airbus: Wrr wrr wrr wrr wrr
Me: I feel safer already
Every day I become a little more like Ron Swanson.
I set mine to vibrate so I feel it in my pocket when it goes off