LibDems are against it too by the way, thankfully it’s not just Farage.

I grew up with relatively easy access to gore videos and shock sites, but you know what kept me safe? Knowing about them and knowing I didn’t want to watch them. Simple decent education from parents and schools would sort this problem a lot better than this mess of easily bypassed nanny state BS that is going to force people to worse places on the internet. It is a bad policy that won’t even do what it claims and will actively harm those it’s supposed to protect. And that’s even before all the privacy and freedom concerns.

You were so untrusting you had to go to those lengths to make it so there is no way to lie to each other and you say that’s a good thing?

Triangle
Circle
Line

In retrospect even the ultimate macguffins were really simplistic in those books.

Pessimist: It’s all terrible.
Optimist: But it might be even more terrible tomorrow!

Arm them with lacrosse sticks instead?

A few that have worked pretty well for me on camps I’ve run in the past:

Splat Characters - Flick or drop some paint onto paper then make it into a face/person/animal/monster with some sharpie details like eyes or tails.

Big/Small - Similar to the body parts game but alternating sizes/proportions to make some weird looking things.

Chaos Creatures - Each kid pokes a load of dots onto paper, swap them around then make a dot to dot and try and do a theme, animals or monsters are good.

Hope this helps as starting points at least.