Smokin’ Ed’s Unique Garlique. Garlic makes everything better, and this sauce is both tasty and really hot at the same time.

Rename it the “I’m enshittifying in the name of bullshit trends and shareholder value” button

See: girl with trump face tattoo at the top of this thread.

Ok, I don’t feel so bad now. Your obsession goes WAY beyond mine. But I need to go throw out my blue bulb 🤢