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by dumbpotato

Wow.

The real issue was buying a Chrysler.

The last 20 years has basically been entirely a troubling trend in tech.

I can and have parallel parked a giant van on a busy downtown LA road very quickly. I passed my original driving test in one of the largest SUVs on the market at that time (my parents were idiotically obsessed with large vehicles. I’ve driven some of the largest rental box vans. I have zero crashes on my record. I also know how to drive a manual and have changed timing belts and do my own oil and who fucking cares cause I know you don’t.

Not projection. Fuck people who back in. Especially when they suck at it. Especially especially when they suck at it in a pointlessly oversized vehicle.

Meanwhile we have to act like we don’t at work and around lots of idiots who get “offended.”

Fucking cunts.

People back out into wide open thoroughfare far more easily and quickly than their shitty backing in between two vehicles.

I wait longer for back-in’s every time than I do for back-out’s.

Simply having to sit and watch as morons poorly attempt to back in suggests they don’t have a good grasp of their surroundings.

Literally easier to pull straight in and stay centered between other vehicles. The literally easier to back out since there’s far more space available in the parking lot lane I’m backing out into.

Never had an issue with this in my life. Never hit a car, never took forever to do it, never hit anyone, and cannot believe the mental gymnastics people do to convince themselves backing in is somehow better.

Nah, just inconveniencing traffic on the front end as they wait for the poor attempts at backing in.

Actually having to sit and watch these morons attempt to back in in the first place says otherwise.

Which always ignores how so often the total time spent is increased by their shitty driving cause they always take forever to back in cause they are no good at it despite their insistence on this idiocy.

All while inconveniencing everyone waiting for their sorry asses to figure it out.

As I drive away finally I ALWAYS see in my mirror how they had to pull and back in again to straighten out.

Fucking selfish morons.

Every excuse I have ever heard defending this, and reading them here, always just has this underlying “I’m a moron” sound to them. The logic is usually abject idiocy. Keep telling yourself it’s “better/easier/safer” whatever. You’re an idiot for doing it and a bigger idiot for trying to justify it.

I will continue thinking to myself how I wish you’d die in a car crash every time I’m sitting in a parking lot waiting forever for the moron inconveniencing everyone as they poorly attempt to back in and take fucking forever cause they can’t handle their fucking vehicle or surroundings.

Bonus points for you asshats with giant vehicles you have no business driving.

Has she considered mumble rap instead of roleplay.

I came here for a good argument!

Never was.

Any of them with a completely unnecessary boot up noise. Especially when you forget download you left things, it can scare the crap out of people. And no options to disable it. Fuck these companies.

I think Diseny is the only major one that doesn’t do that shit.