As someone who was chronically constipated: A year’s supply of psyllium husks.

As someone who was overweight, depressed and had severe back pain, a yoga mat.

And you already know they’re gonna autogenerate audio-ads and product placements in these summaries as soon as people start using them.

Great, now that 50% of a video can be a direct call for genocide, does that at LEAST mean I can use ONE instance of a “bad” word or speak of “icky” things like death and drug abuse without being demonized?

Yeah, that must be it

“No Kings” and it’s framing sound less tame and vague than “Hands Off” did, so here’s hoping.

Why is this NSFW?

Purple, but yellow has the quicker and more mass appealing answers. “While I don’t condone their behavior, I wouldn’t go so far as to call it genocide. Several historical and sociopolitical factors as well as rigid definitions must be taken into account” doesn’t make for a great Tiktok.

Yeah well, one can dream

Wonder how much longer Vlad can afford those troll farms…

Beep boop

“Immigrants are poisoning the blood of America” - Donald Trump, explicitly citing Hitler, Waterloo, Iowa, December '23

Can’t wait for Google to AI-summarize AI-generated social media posts for artificial Google users created to hike ad prices. It’s gonna be wild

There was probably nothing good in TV. She’s gonna have her butler heat up some nice popcorn and enjoy the show.

Which is such a shortsighted move because as soon as all the news portals close shop Google’s scraper will have nothing relevant to summarize and is gonna be shit.

Mysophobia as in constantly washing my hands and not being able to concentrate when I didn’t shower. Camping and festivals were hell. This was in my teens, then I got drafted and three months of boot camp fixed it. Shock therapy works.

Build loads of water-reliant infrastructure in water-stressed regions, wcgw

I have a friend who all of a sudden was broken up with by their decade-long partner. Never saw it coming, never got full closure. Point is you can’t look into someone’s head and you might never get a definitive answer as to “why” and “how” and the sooner you accept that the sooner you can move on.

Sounds harsh now, but things end and this too shall pass eventually. Stay strong.

“masks restrict my freedom” & “vaccines cause autism” are a good start

Yes keep at it, reddit wasn’t built in a day!