That is the price we had to pay for this new meritocracy of highly competent and experienced administrators

Of course, since this is the darkest timeline

May the hurricanes completely spare you and your loved ones then.

The only thing in this world trending in the right direction is their stock price

STFU Gina

If security shows up to stop protestors from leaving, they aren’t there to secure the peace, they are there to oppress.

Definitely doesn’t seem like any level-headed adults are in charge here

Countdown till Trump demands the Pope scrap all “DEI” efforts or risk losing tax exemption or some shit