You’d have to use cricket bats, but it’s not the worst idea

closes questionnaire

You… uh… realize that the pope is the head of the Catholic Church, right…?

Fucking… of course he did 🤦‍♂️

And there goes any hope of Ameripope not being a piece of shit. Delightful.

Windage adjustments truly are under-appreciated

Gotchu fam

Also, reports of the largest BVR engagement (not a dogfight/BFM fight, good job fucking up terminologies once again, legacy media) in history are coming in

All gas no brakes wcgw

And simultaneously ignoring the fact that rich people don’t ride buses

By no means am I here to kink shame, but that’s super off topic.

There we go. The first domino.

Class action goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

They should have fired him tbh

I live in Boston. My parents have stayed at that hotel before while visiting me. I’m going to tell them to not consider it going forward.

Haven’t you heard ? Extortion is the new black!

Jesus fuck. As someone who works in biotech: this is probably going to kill people.

Given how they’re fucking with the electoral mechanics and bureaucracies, I’m honestly becoming pretty convinced that they have no real intention of allowing free and fair elections to ever occur in this country again.

Vive la resistance, I guess? :(

That’s what we needed to do with the Republican Party. They’re one and the same at this point.