Nice.

A not-worthless post title would have been nice. Is the article about something related to technology, or a nerd whining that he can’t get a date? A "blog* could be either one.

I thought Alberta’s drug of choice was meth?

Way too coherent and clear. You forgot the proceeding “Uh wuh wuh buh bup wah we well…”

Really?

Insurance refuses to cover it. Yes, the family is on the hook for the costs of this government-imposed atrocity.

It’s a story that only gets worse and worse the more you find out.

“Drink verification can to continue”