I really hope there is a parallel universe where this happens, I wish it with every fiber of my being

well actually they probably thought it wouldn’t happen to them.

don’t forget RFK Jr who suggested that people drink raw milk amidst an H5 breakout

Well that drinking raw milk is paying off, congrats. Someone should strap RFK Jr to a chair and make him drink gallons of infected raw milk.

“then he accidentally posted them online under his war thunder account” would be a continuation that surprises none of us