Your entire comment, which is correct btw, is agreeing with my point that carbs are not the problem

Orly? Please tell me this news, did Oracle really buy Sun? What amazing information, I can’t believe how much you’ve taught me

I agree. I don’t think my homemade bread with 4 ingredients is a problem

I do know what Sun was, and now they’re owned by Oracle. Fuck Sun

And “fuck” literally means “don’t fuck”

MBAs

Citation needed on literally all points. Fuck Oracle, fuck Sun, and fuck Larry Ellison

Once again, carbs are not the problem. Italian and French people eat tons of carbs and are way healthier than Americans

Nope we don’t want to hire anyone who knows anything about Linux, no one uses Linux

“Linux is unsupported”, that’ll work

Everyone: uses a UA switcher

“See? No one uses Linux, 100% of users are on Windows or MacOS”