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In the Epstein Files? How unusual.

While skimping on the details (PII), let’s say that I spent most of the 80-90s within a day’s drive from one of the world’s two parks known to compete back and forth every couple of years (pretty just against each other, at the top) to find out who could build a bigger, faster, crazier coaster. One of these parks is in Japan, and the other’s in the US, and I spent entire days at the nearest one every. single. summer.

There’s just something so magical about the instinctual, mortal fear (completely justified, normal AF) and the learned behavior of blind trust that some intangible “system” is in place, surely. There can’t not be, right? I dunno, after the last 10 years in this timeline, that latter bit’s atomized; a fine, red ^white, ^and blue^ mist, as they say. I feel ya.

Still. “There was a time…”, right? 😅🤞🏼

Roller coasters

Get off the pavement, ya waxy cunt.

That tracks.

Self-editing is other-care. Don’t dump your adult-level responsibilities on the community. Do your own tailoring, admitted “argumentative” book club cultist. 🤌🏼 Now, fuck off.

Do the community a favor and edit your original comment so drive-by upvotes don’t muddy the facts, please.

An organizer for the fascists, I presume.

It’s the keeping them that’s the horrific part. 😓😰

I once knew a married couple with the husband at 6’8" and the wife at 4’10". For years, we all joked about them having kids, and either would quip “logistics”. I was part of the family gathering during the birth of their first child, and a caesarian was essential. 🙃

Somebody better not give him a Sharpie.

It’s SOP for the new FEMA, and that’s about it, really. Better than blankets, apparently. Too bad being homeless just became illegal, and grounds for “special facility” internment. Sucks about your house, fam, and your bank accounts. Insurance says “get fucked, lol”, btw. Welcome to Alligator Auschwitz, citizens. 😶🤷🏼‍♂️

Wait. They have healthcare in there? 😱😅

According to the US, they’re both convicts and totally-not-slaves at the same time. 🤢

A title previously held by my ex, but Shitler wins it, doll-hands down.

I prefer my tax dollars to not be turned into hurricanes, please. Not even the beverage, frankly.

So we get VD Cabbage Prat? Or, do you mean a series of said events, coordinated and thorough?

Y’all got any more o’ them “well-armed against tyranny” militias? scritch 😶‍🌫️🥲

Billionaire?

Considering the shitsac is as subtle as a toddler with a still-wet cowpie, it’s both and we all know it’s both.