He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none
Proudly banned from lemmy.ml for a) being critical of the CCP and b) being against the unlawful deportation of American minorities
Ooh, that’s a good one. If we don’t share taste, then just hook me up to a lie detector and ask if I liked the dub of the last Eureka Seven movie. If we do share taste, then sweet! There’s two fans of it!
Shit, that may be the most personally identifiable information I’ve ever shared
The inquisitor sighs in exasperation.
“It’s been 36 hours. You’ve each had one granola bar and a bottle of Pepsi since you got here. At some point, one of you has to prove you’re real.”
Left Starman says “I invoke the 5th.”
Right Starman says “I want a lawyer.”
"You’re not under arrest! We’re just trying to figure out which one of you is real. You gotta give us something.
Both Starmen simultaneously state “I don’t talk to police.”
The interrogation continues for a further 17 hours before Left Starman gives in. “My cat’s name is Iris, you can call my roommates and verify it.”
“You dumb son of a bitch,” Right Starman says, “that’s just what I tell people online.”
BLAM
My doppelganger will provide PII before I do
Whichever one folds and tells you an actual identifying characteristic first is the fake
Left Starman, but yes
My cat’s real name is Lily