Define “loved ones.” Some relatives who I used to respect did vote for this.

Whoa whoa whoa. I might be in Texas, but I certainly didn’t vote for this administration. Yes, I have boots and yes I use the straps to pull up my boots, but I also recognize and vocalize that no one can pull themselves up by their bootstraps and furthermore that some people can’t even afford boots.

Wish for something more localized, like bigot-eating wolves or racist-seeking lightning.

Poor people deserve bad customer service, too!

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It’s rather apparent that you composed this comment without AI. Guess I’ll have to give that pay raise to myself again…