The fish have had it too good for too long! They must face the wrath of fire, thunder, and lead!

“Hey Patrick, What am I now?”

“Uh Stupid?”

“No, I’m Texas!”

This SpongeBob joke has lived rent free in my head since I was a literal toddler.

Pretty sure that every trans person is born that way, unless they somehow fucked up with the gay bomb and made the trans bomb.

Great now I’m just trying to figure out the combat use of a trans bomb. I guess depending on the religion or culture of the group it could fuck with them psychologically, but at that point just spike their water supply with drugs.

4 bucks where I am.