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2 days agoWhat we want and how much you should pay us
What we want and how much you should pay us
If only shame still existed.
For me, he has, just stop listening.
I once drunkenly wandered into the women’s restroom at a bar, took my piss after I couldn’t find the urinals, got all the way to the washing my hands phase, me and a lady who was also minding her business locked eyes while she also washed her hands, we both triple took, then I said “ooops I’m not supposed to be here” then we both just cackled, and went about our business.
That’s the end of the story, no one was upset, no one was assaulted, no one gave a single fuck and we both had a good laugh.
Only the brave may enter
How does that even work lol
“What do you guys wanna do? Actually I know, let’s check out this building” “no you should really check out this building” “get in the fucking building”
“Guys I wanna leave”
“Okay but $50 and we will call your phone for eternity”