No thanks. Fuck off with your low-key threats and extortion. This clown needs to learn how to read the room. We want nothing from this asshole.
It’d be rad if he killed himself.
Doesn’t even need to be intentional! Something like panic sharting himself to death after realizing he accidentally streamed his entire AOC fantasy porn jerk sesh to the world. That’d be ok.
He can’t just defend the US, given Canada’s proximity I don’t think he has a choice.
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You know we do share a northern border with russia right?
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I actually tend to agree with this. Russia can barely invade a country it shares a flat land border with. Imagine them using their mostly non-existent navy to try and secure Baffin island with a bunch of drunk conscripts who now have to camp out in the fucking Arctic while being bombed.
There will be strings attached. Many, many strings. The best strings. Beautiful strings.
Wait… is he going to pee on us?
He can try but we’re closer to the north pole, it would just fall back and hit him
Take that dome and shove it.
It’s pretty much impossible for it to not include at least a good part of Canada. Vancouver, Winnipeg, Toronto, Ottawa, and Montréal are all within the margin of error distance/routes to the US for incoming ballistic missiles.
This ain’t some iron dome 10km range situation.
Yeah, it’s probably more expensive to design a system that covers Seattle but doesn’t cover Vancouver just because they’re so close. Same thing for Toronto and Montreal. And in there you already have more than a third of the Canadian population.
Edmonton is out of the playground, though.
Plus, the US would massively benefit from having tracking stations outside of their own borders to see much further away. The most direct path from anywhere in Russia or China to the US mainland (sorry Alaska and Hawaii) always passes over Canada with the one exception being from Southern China to Oregon and California, and that route passes over Alaska.
Realistically, it’s also going to have to include at least some of Mexico
What’s he going to say about that?
Nah, we’re okay.
Right. Trump expects Canada to pay for the bullets that America shoots at us.
Golden spray paint on NORAD
By this logic it will surely also include Mexico, right? RIGHT??
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Because we can sell them sensors and other crap at US military contracting rates and make Lockheed and GE amounts of money for little effort.
Did someone say, “Star Wars”?
Donnie, if you want a big ass bowl of piss that’s okey, but please leave us who don’t out of it.
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